Write your horoscope

So today I was proofing the page that contains the horoscopes and thought, "What would I like my horoscope to say?"

So here's today's writing challenge: Write your horoscope for Jan. 1, 2012.

Here's mine:

Cancer (June 21-July 11) ***** Today is the beginning of a great year in which you will see multiple book deals and career advancement beyond your wildest expectation. Good news will come to every member of your family and while you might not always be together physically, you will be forever close in heart. Tonight: Relax and spend time with a loved one. Aquarius provides heated romance. Watch the gin and tonics. 

Now let's see yours:)