Hearing voices

Here’s a fun exercise. Rewrite the following sentence in a different voice. I will do two to start us off. Let’s have fun with this.
Starter sentence: I cannot believe you expect me to help you after what you’ve done.
My first voice: Freakin’ unbelievable! You’re crazy, dude, if you think I’m going to help you with anything after that screw-up.
My second voice: Oh. My. Gawd. Like you can’t be serious. Like you really think I’m going to help you after what you did. Like give me a break. Really.