- No. You cannot bring those worms into the house!
- Let me check your hiney.
- You got a booger hanging out of your nose.
- Please wipe the pee off the seat.
- What are these stones doing in your sock drawer?
- I love smelling baby feet.
- Aim for the Cheerio when you pee.
- Quit breathing your stinky breath on your brother.
- There's a reason why boys and girls are made differently. When you're older, you'll learn why.
- You can't have sex until you're married. It's not good for you.
- Make sure you know how to put on a condom. Practice on a banana.
- Oh. My. God. I sound like my mom!
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Sometimes there are things that come out of my mouth that I'd never thought I'd say. They've included over the years: